another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is the taste tester for those freshly baked muffins

 

claims to own the worlds only left-handed bugle

 

Owns the bugle that I play

 

Phwooarr...plays with my emotions.....[grr]

 

Knows me rather well

 

Oh,he's SUCH a tease!

 

Takes one to know one

 

stole my dinner money at playtime...the rotter!

 

Doesn't realize that this was actually a benevolent act so I could go to the store to buy ingredients to cook the meal for you myself

 

bob doesn't take showers for 10 years at a time

 

Knows this because she's also boycotting showers with me

 

can play 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' by armpit-farting.



[well...after ten years without a shower,it's easy for him]

 

^^ HE HE


puggybear eats his toenails after rubbing them in poop

 

toes tucks her pubes in her socks.

 

Can sing "Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West" in backwards ... and in Swahili

 

is jelous cause she cant sing that song as fast or backwards as puggy in swahili

 

Is a leading figure in the campaign to simplify the spellign of words like "jealous"

 

shes really not from england shes really an american

 

Actually wants to eat my toes

 

Got the job as Ronald MacDonald's stand-in. He has some BIIIIG shoes to fill!