I decided to vote for giving you a massage, not only because I know I would rock your world, but also because I have discovered that the sexual age of consent in your state is 17. Next month, baby... Oh yeah.
Just for your information because obviously you are too American to understand: a massage can be given to anyone at any age.
Ah...yes. But you see, a massage (if allowed) in this case would no doubt lead to sex. I like to know what I am getting myself into ahead of time.
For the last time, I'm not interested in sex right now. Just a massage, and then some arms in which to fall asleep.
I'm not either...I like to get to know someone first. Sorry my arms don't reach that far, but if they did I'd offer them to you. my god that was cheesy