Answer A Question With Another Question

Will I burst into flames when I walk through the church door?

 

whats wrong with the shower?

 

Is the hot water off again?

 

No but I think you used it all up again, did you?

 

Am I in trouble?

 

Aren't you always?

 

Who told you that lie?

 

Who is always spreading rumours?

 

Do you believe all that gossip?

 

Shouldn't I?

 

Are you not smarter than that?

 

Now who is listening to silly rumours?

 

Did you like the album "Rumors" by Fleetwod Mac?

 

Is that the one with music and stuff?

 

Are you not familiar with the Mac?

 

Isn't everyone?

 

Did you assume that I like the record?

 

Didn't you?

 

Did you not know I liked the Mac before the chicks ruined it?

 

Weren't you one of them?