answer truthfully three

i am an expert at smelling weed and knowin if it is any good

also good at detecting lies

every one has an ongoing lie...whats yours

 

g'day ya old cinic, sorry ter disappoin' you but i don't tell pork pies... I prefer da cold, stark truth... 'avin' said that, i probably Porkie Pie ter m'self, but i don't know what those pork pies is b'cos i'm bloody bee's knees at it..., innit.

same again....

 

an ongoing lie...lol my parents still think im a virgin and have never smoked weed... hopefully that counts... thats really all i can think of...

do u consider rap to be music?

 

well it is music, yes... it has rhythm and rhyme... some has melody... it's a cultural commentary so, yes, rap is music in my opinion

do you think "political correctness" has gone too far?

 

way to far... i think political correctness is incorrect.

is ignorance really bliss?

 

i suppose that would depend very much on what you are ignorant of and from whos perspective?

have you ever discovered something in your personal life to which you wish you had remained ignorant?

 

Yes ,I wish i was never told i was adopted it would have made things so much eaiser.

Whats the worst thing you've done that your family has found out about?

 

had sex in their bed yeah I know I know
What makes you the most happy to be alive today?

 

the thought of moving in with my boyfriend... (he lives 4000 fucking miles away right now)

have you ever been unfaithful to your partner (without their consent)

 

technically...yes......never with any one i was in love with

do you tip and how much

 

I usually do, how much I give depends of the amount I have to pay and how good the service was.

What are your plans for the holidays?

 

my two daughters and my grandchild are coming over for xmas... so is my mother... my son can't make it cos he's a skint Musician in Iceland and i can't afford to help him over here this time, but i am sending him a book and loads more thermals.... we gonna eat lovely food, watch dvds and sing along to my youngest daughter playing the piano....

what moment in any film made you well up and cry?

 

when Pagans head turned all the way round in the Exorcist, it was just soo romantic!




what time of day do you normaly poo?

 

you know this Balqis.... cos you are there, waiting with a bucket

what is the most evil thought you have ever had?

 

i used to be consumed with taking over the world
i had a very diabolical plan that involved 'love potion number 9'

and balgis you will be pleased to know that i do not suffer from irregularity
.....so every morning before 8

have you ever gone atv-ing

 

arf arf... 'love potion number 9' indeed :smilielol5:.... it's good you go so regularly every morning before 8am.... shame you don't get outta bed till 9am

and no, i have never done atv-ing, but it looks fun...

have you ever gone snowboarding?

 

no but I have been sking,




have you ever met a shark

 

one time this girl played drunk and suckered me in to play pool for money

suffice to say...she was a shark
other than her....no

what name brand can you ''not do with out''

 

palmers

same question...

 

Surprisingly, I'm not a big fan of brands. If I have to choose one I'd say Puma though. Their gear is badass.

What is the first thing you do in the morning after getting up?