answer truthfully three

pee and shower, not at the same time though!



what do you do last thing at night before bed?

 

moisturise...

same question

 

piss and pray




whats the worst dream you ever had?

 

i think the worst one i can think of at the moment would be where there was this horrible blood man that used to just appear from the air... a drip of blood would ooze out of the air and it would drip down to form his body... his head was much too big for his body and would loll to one side, rather like a big bag of blood.. he would take a knife and slit the throat of all the members of my birth family, right in front of me, because i hadn't done exactly as he'd asked... it was awful... i would be talking to say, my sister, and the blood drip would appear behind her.... i could see it but she couldn't and i couldn't make her see it....

sorry to be so lame, but same question... that was kinda cathartic

 

you have met my dad then?

 

I once had a dream that a long man came out of the wall, and said HEELLOO, it sounds funny but it wasnt lol.



do you ever pick your nose and exsamin what you catch?

 

yes i do (and i know what you mean by those dreams that don't sound scary when you tell them, it's the atmosphere you were feeling when you dreamt it that makes it scary and thats hard to describe)

do you? (pick your nose and examine)

 

no I hate snot !




have you ever farted loudly in public, if so where? and did it smell?

 

yes i have, quite by mistake, in a pub. it didn't smell, but the noise was enough to draw attention to my area, so i gave the slumped drunk next to me a disdainful look and moved away...

describe a school memory...

 

smoking weed in the toilets, there were just a couple of puffs left when a teacher opened the door, I panicked and shoved it in my mouth burning my tounge badly!



what is the biggest lie you ever told?

 

once in grade 7 a walked a girl home from skating...we necked
i told a friend to make him jealous cause every guy in school was after this girl...she was one of those 'early developers'
any way...he just had to ask her about it the fuckin douche and let me tell you
she was super pissed
slapped me right in the hallway of school in front of every body

oh ya...she was grade 8

same question

 

oooh... i just remembered one... i said that i had got on the station before, when infact, i had boarded the train 60miles away...

which teacher at school did you dislike the most, and why?

 

mr.henry

he was mean and the only way to get a good grade was to bake him something or let him look up your skirt. and he never taught. he handed out paper that we had outline for the chapter. i hated 10th grade histort because of this.

my sister told me he just got fired! lol


what was your favorite concert moment?

 

hmmm... well my own i guess when i performed a pretty complicated solo...

what is the first thing that comes to mind immediately after reading this question?

 

I left my bath running!




what is the longest time you went without washing, shower, or bath ?

 

2 days I guess. Even in camping I manage to clean myself regularly.

What was your favorite TV show as a kid?

 

The A Team



which colour would you never wear?

 

rocketship seven

pink


where is your most successful ex right now in life

 

he is dead R.I.P. John XXX (but he was extremely successful in life as an adult)

how many seconds would it take for you to drink a pint of your favourite beer or similar?

 

600. It takes me several minutes to drink a pint of any beer, even my favorite.

Kaki and shades of brown, only close to my face, because it really doesn't fit me. I don't mind about kaki/brown pants and skirts though.

What is your usual evening snack?