answer truthfully three

Oh shit... I was in a party with my man and he had a hard-on so he put his cock out of his pants and was walking around for the rest of the night like that, with no shame at all. The worst about it is that his cock was ridiculously long, like a meter or something ahahah! :smilielol5: Weird, I tell you.

What sport or activity have you always wanted to try but never dared to?

 

curling!

when was the last time you walked barefoot in the grass?

 

i dont remember darth...sorry..i am a shoe guy....love my cross trainers but i promise to walk around my yard barefoot when it warms up to see what all the fuss is about..

no way i would walk down yonge street in toronto barefoot though....no way..
i also hate sandals

once i was holding a big can of beans and as a joke i faked throwing it at my sister and it slipped and smashed right into her nose...lotsa blood and she was pissed

have you ever accidentally hurt someone?
tell us about it

 

Never directly. But, a when I was a student I was out with a friend and she had too much wine. We were walking home and she fell over in front of a police car, who then slowed then to make me we were ok. I helped her up and then laughed at the way she had fallen over and insisted she do it again. She did, but dislocated her thumb in two places... I felt bad

What is the longest you have gone without changing your underwear?

 

several days for sure...when i was younger and foolish...some may say completely wreckless and irresponsible....i would occasionally leave friday thinking i would be back shortly and not come home till monday...many times i have hit the mall and bought clean clothes because i was caught short


and this is where i point out that i have good hygiene so it was never a problem


how many ''mates'' have you had...roughly?

 

Not too much, I can count them on both hands... I'd say 10, haha...

Have you ever stolen money or drugs from your friends?

 

not that i know of, but i've had it happen to me.

same question.

 

I will be honest and say yes, I have stolen from friends. Its not something I like to do and am not proud of it. If I want to get high and there is bud right in front of me it is really hard for me not to take it.

Has anyone ever walked in on you masturbating?

 

No. I don't have a fantasy of getting caught masturbating either so unless it's a boyfriend or someone I'm shagging, it won't happen.

What's your best feature?

 

Physically, my eyes I guess. I say that cause I get comments on them a lot.

What is your favourite party of your body?

 

oooh... can't choose between my brain and my clitoris..... one is essential, even if it doesn't work properly sometimes and the other gives me so much pleasure.... i'll let you work out which "job" description goes with which part

do you think it is right that women who like sex are called sluts? whatever your answer, explain your reasoning please...

 

no i think they should be called skanks


kidding lilla lol...if it wasn't for so called ''sluts'' i would never have sex

have you ever ran from the cops and got away?.....story?

 

Thats the story of my life
One time we had a helicopter after us searching, which is not common in a small assed hick town. We were fucking douche bags thats for sure.

What's the weirdest thing your grandma ever asked/told you?

 

haha...gramma joe used to send me to her room to fetch her teeth.....


keep the gramma theme....

whats a funny gramma moment for you...

 

Once, while she was visiting my family, the phone rang and my grandmother picked up the TV remote and, looking at it, kept frantically saying 'how do I answer it, how do I answer it?'

What was the happiest time of your life? A single moment, a period of months or years, or anything in between: your call.

 

once i left a kilo of black hash in a taxi and the guy brought it back..i tipped him 100 dollars

my girlfriend cathy[rip]

playing hockey and winning the championship when i was 13


great question so again

what was the happiest you have been thus far

 

Aside from the successful birth of my children, truly euphoric moments all, my first trip to San Francisco with my best friend. An almost magical day.

An afternoon spent in a hole-in-the wall bar in Oahu on my honeymoon. Low-key people watching, a jukebox in the background and the perfect letdown after the stress of the wedding.

A day the same friend and I spent at the beach. There were sea lions and a dolphin in the waves.

I'll stick with the same question, what was the happiest you've been thus far?

 

The happiest time..


I was hanging out with a friend who lives in Dundalk and we go outside at like midnight and we're getting drunk and we find out the door to the gym in school is open so we go inside. Then we go to the park and see these girls and I go up to them and I'm like "Hey, baby" and they call us freaks. Then these cops come ride up and down the street and I freak out and run into the bushes. My friend ditches me. So I'm stuck in Dundalk in the middle of the night...drunk as hell. My friend comes back and we go to his house and eat a lot of sugar. We made some prank calls and fall asleep in the basement.

:coffee:

 

^^ you didn't ask a question so i'll go with the happiest time in my life...

playing for hours on end in the woods and riding the horses bareback...

same question...

 

every day when my feet hit the floor.

where do you want to be in ten years?