Answer truthfully

nope...not yet

do you still watch cartoons?

 

MILLIONS of times ~

i brush my teeth, and hair,

wash my face,

and hands (a LOT!),

i use the bathroom about 7 times per day.

Like that?

Have you ever been up in the attic/crawl space of the place you live?

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Noway, there's spiders in the attic.. and the bogey man

Have you ever pushed an old person out of the way just because they are really slow?

 

nope


have you ever been attacked by an animal?

 

yes...a psycho cat



Have you ever broken up someones marriage?

 

just my own...that counts though..right...

have you ever barfed into your mouth and then had to swallow cause you had nowhere to spit or maybe it was highly inappropriate to spit..like in court or in your bosses office

 

Nope ~

if i puke,

it's gonna hit SOMETHING...

(If my stomach didn't want it the firsst time,

i highly doubt the second time will improve the reaction )

Have you ever thrown up spaghetti /ramen/etc. and had some of the noodles come out of your nose?

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nope, only done that with milk.

in a car/truck ever done double the speed limit?

 

No! I only did it when was like 7, and it was a pack of gum, and it was a success.
lol

have you ever lied to a Priest about your confessions?

 

try it sometime, its fun!!!!

ever weighed yourself before and after you ate?

 

Actually, yes ~

i wEndered if the weight of the food would show, but it didn't ~ like it was in suspended animation or something...

Ever weighed yourself in the morning and then, again, in the evening?

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yes...Im heavier at night


ever weigh yourself before and after a shit?

 

Butt ( :rofl: ),

of COURSE!

No diff, sad to say...

Have you ever weighed yourself before and after sex?

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nope...never even thought of it


have you ever lied on an insurance claim?

 

Well...

if you consider just taking the amount i was insured for,

as opposed to the amount the stuff was worth,

which i did carry REPLACEMENT insurance on,

then, yes.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live on the moon?

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yes...of course


ever lie....to GET a friend in trouble?

 

not enough

 

no...I usually have a good reason:hat:

 

not seriously.....have you ever wished I was dead?

 

yes..last person who I made cry was my sister...but it was more her fault...



Have you ever dropped a water balloon on someone from a few floors up ...like on a balcony?