Ummm, yeah go on, stir the shit!!!! You know, amazing as it sounds I don't know what it's like to suck cock, never fancied trying it.
I realy hate you british dry humour! You have no sence in whats fun and whats not. You are all a bunch of animals no better than child rapists!
There you go. You're alreay planning on changing you're 'sick pig', poor bloody thing will have more personalities than Aladdin soon. Where's this Lake district, you're side of the Atlantic or ours? Wherever it is it sounds like fun, cheeky monkey!!!
Minnesota sounds like a top place! The Lakes, well that's grabbed the imagination. I'm going there tomorrow and next week, for a week. So where's this orgy, Castlerigg Stone Circle with naked pagan dancing?