Are my balls attached to my nose?

my arms ache to fuck after i have a session of sneezing.

 

There once was a man from Sioux Falls
Who sneezed up one of his balls,
He coughed up his nuts, and shat from his putz,
and now instead of walking he crawls!

 

Doctor says its normal from time to time....no hernia ...weird experience tho..Cant wait for my upcoming prostate exam..Thanks for helping ease my mind..

 

whenever us guys sneeze, cough etc. our testicles "jump" and recede up toward our pelvis a bit. typically this doesn't cause pain, but... it can and I, like many other guys have experienced it before. i'm not sure what the exact causes of this can be, but generally a relatively unusual shift in sperm (way less or way more) amount can cause various pains that you may not be used to.

like if you haven't ejaculated for an unusually long period of time then at rest your balls will hang lower and be heavier in general which can tug on your testicles more than usual. the lines that run to your testicles do in fact extent way up on either side into your pelvis and if you've overextended them on accident or otherwise then you will indeed experience pain for a time up in that area, as they deflame or readjust or what have you. but i strongly feel that this is not something to worry about.