are my boobs too big?

I'm top heavy....although my ass is getting bigger. All the running up and down stairs...and the chocolate! haha

Jess if I had a penis you would be the first person I would cock slap.

 

perfect situation for a bro (a mens bra)

 

Wait. Do you squeeze the tits together to hold the pencil, or its got to be natural hold?

 

Manzier. :H

 

I pass the pencil test. My big boobs are still perky enough for the pencil to fall. You put the pencil underneath your boobs.....if the pencil stays it's because your boobs are super big or saggy.

 

Psh will not stay for me then.

 

i actually had no idea how the pencil test works, now i do
angela i'd like you to know although i had a fake penis last saturday and went around cock slapping people
if i even had a penis for a day i'd fly down to georgia to slap you with it

i'm gonna go buy a dildo to cock slap people

 

Dildos are delicious :H

Now I just need a vibrator. hmm

 

i don't have a dildo
i feel like i'm missing out on life

 

Theyre fab

 

i've got 6.

 

this thread is about my boobs

not yours

the person-without-a-penis i share my life with

has smaller boobs than i do

[i can feel them growing]

 

:huh:

Wow.
I have 0.

 

Jess
I want to buy a strap-on. That way I could cock slap you. haha

 

Hahaha you are vicious, tree hugger.

 

don't use a glass dildo for that, then.

 

i've thought about that too
it's not vicious
it's just common sense
my friend sabrina said she'd buy me one for my birthday, but she's full of shit

 

Oh yeah! That would be funny though. Wear it to a party and slap my friends around. I should get a black one so I can leave a big bruise. Or buy the mold and send it to lode so he could send me the dildo back....since he can derail a train and all.

 

KC, you should post the stuff you are selling on here, so we can see it! Im feeling sexual.

 

i was thinking about getting a big black one, and then thought no..a florescent pink one!

and yeah, lets get lode to pose for us, excellent and then we shall fight to the death!