are my boobs too big?

i really am very cuddly. everyone says so.

like a big warm pillow. that bakes cookies and mixes drinks.

 

groping bigger tits is the funnest!!
whenever i grope my friends tits i always go for the bigger ones
they're so squishy

 

they kinda smear around. i hear that's addictive.

 

HAHAHA all my friends with smaller boobs grope me. My best friend tells me that my boobs are like stress relief balls. She gropes me and is automatically in a better mood.

 

Hahahaa. That's funny.

When I hugged my guy friend from behind this one time when he was talking, in front of everyone he says "I... can't... talk... Allison has her boooooobs up against my back...."

 

Everyones gropes my ass. Although, my boobs were groped by my friend Kyla who is even more petite. Made the girls feel special

 

sometimes i get annoyed with it. like when they have dirty hands and stuff and are drunk and rough. i try to be sensitive to their need to touch and such, i feel like it's a public service. but even public servants need time off.

 

i was a bottle fed baby... i'm scarred.. maybe thats why i get that warm happy feeling i miss when i hug big squishy boobs.

 

Oh well I slap her ass all the time. I'm not groped as much now, so I don't have to worry about getting tired of it.

 

my belly is freaky looking since i had my two girls. and dave says to me the other night "i REALLY want to rub your belly...but i don't want you to get mad at me. it's so SOFT."

and i said "get mad? you do realize that makes you the greatest man on the planet EVER, right?"

 

i want to grope some asses and tities now

 

people who touch my ass suffer form Instant Black Eye Syndrome. i have this thing about my ass being touched.

 

KC I'm the same way. I'm used to my boobs being groped, but I will hurt anyone that grabs my ass. I don't mind it being smacked, but grabbed? I get pissed.

 

even me?
*big eyes*
i thought we had something special?

 

my ass is a train wreck, but very very sensitive. it's almost never touched. it's like being hit by a truck.

 

I have to try my best to suppress that urge with every breath I take.

And I know you're saying "run with it Spencer." But when you grope the judge at traffic court...

 

Eh. I slap any asshole who dares to grope me without my consent. Some guys will smack my ass when I'm walking through a bar, and when I wheel around to lay into the jerk, nobody is there and whoever it was slinked away.

I have a thing about people grabbing my ass too. I will kill you if you try it.

I hate having my breasts groped by people I don't know. That's just fucked up. They get whacked in the face.

 

i love smacking asses...i was smacking asses with a frying pan this past weekend

now i wanna grope some tits

 

well i can understand why the judge got so upset, he was very sensitive about his large man tities

when i'm drunk my hands have a mind of their own

i love people smacking my ass, it's fun

i have no one to grope so i'm groping myself, but its just not the same

when people grab my tits its a bit shocking, cause i'm not used to it

 

the joy of being a hot chick. you get to grope.

dave's sister slapped my ass really hard...once.