are you attractive?

i'm fairly attractive i guess

 

I'll put your sassy ass over my knee and spank you till you love me.

 

Sometimes, when I see a reflection of my face in a window at the coffee drive through, I can't stop looking at my face...it's sick. I am way vainer than I have ever admitted. I've secretley thought my gut was cute for some time, tonight Andy confirmed, that yes, my mini- kegger is infact cute.
I knew it!
seriously, i am sick, i need help. i have a love and hate relationship with myself. it's very tumolturous.

 

Oh in the dressing room mirrors at anthropologie. that lighting is amazing. anwhere else, I hate dressing rooms and look like a cow, but man their marriros.

 

vein vain-which one is right/,

 

i think you'd like that to much..

 

about your veins in your body it's vEIn
being vain is vAIn
I'm pree' sure hah

 

Maybe just a little. But I wouldn't call you the next day.

 

I gauge how attractive I am by the way women treat me. When my hair becomes long and scraggly, women treat me poorly and then when I get it cut again they all try to get in my pants. I have a beard now and all kinds of chicks are paying attention to me, so I know that I should not shave anymore. When I wear cool outfits, girls dig me, but when I dress like a bum I am largely ignored by all except those cool unwashed chicks that don't seem to care about things like that.

Yes, despite popular opinion, women are just as shallow, if not more shallow than men.

EDIT: My answer is, I really don't know but I don't have trouble attracting women, until they find out I am a hapless nerd with no social skills.

 

Good! i wouldn't want you to anyways....

 

You'll be back.

 

You'll miss me.

 

If You guys keep arguing I'll have to spank you both and send you to bed without any supper! lol

 

I won't show it

 

I taking my beer with me

 

Oh, but i'll know.

 

Ok... here's the deal... If you SHARE the beer I won't ground you... Just Nova she can't drink anyways!!

How 'bout it?

 

Hope you like Corona. No point in you spankin Nova, she's still numb back there.

 

Love Corona. Prefer Sam Adams or some such stout beer but hey... beggers can't be choosers.

If I have to wait to spank Nova can I at least call dibbs on the next round.

Pretty Please?

 

Hey, just cause i can't LEGALLY drink, doesn't mean i can't and/or dont!!

Hey, leave my numb ass outta this!

Only for you.