Are you happy with your dick?

I joke around about it being small and all but really, it's fine. Poor fella does get beat up pretty bad, though.

 

heehee.

 

pics or it doesnt happen

 

In fact, he was takin a pretty serious beatin last night when I was rudely interrupted and had to act like nothin was goin on. pfffft. fucker got lucky

 

Dood my dick is eight feet long man...I have to wrap it around my body like five times just to get my pants on.

 

mines too fat

 

i am quite happy with my tiny penis

 

I like mine. It may not be long, but it sure as hell ain't big around either.

 

That aint shit, mine is still getting of the bus from my first day in elementary school.

 

hmmm, ooooo K... kinda homo, though.

 

no it isnt (yes homo)

 

Me and mine have a special bond, like that of a boy and his dog. We do fight sometimes, but I always win... And he always makes me turn my head in stores.

 

i'm perfectly happy with my dick. my dick is very disappointed in me though; i've been rather ineffective in meeting its demands...

 

I try to make mine cry every time i beat him. last night he was spared.

 

Yes. I'm happy with it.

 

Is that what you tell yourself after your mom reads you a bedtime story?

 

Yes.

 

I lol'd
high five

 

I'm happy with it but he has been kinda lonely for, well... practically forever.