Are you trying to be creepy?

I creep out on all of you. in fact I plan on video taping you all and making voyeur porno out of it during a cross country trip.

 

well, I've got to sharpen my skninning skills SOMEWHERE.

and condoms can get expensive.

 

Would it creep you out if I told you this was really me..


...And that I smell and eat my own pre-cum...

 

creepy like when i sent you that envelope full of nail clippings in the mail with no return address?

 

pfffft hahah

some girls like older guys

 

video or gtfo.

 

You can't beat me in creepiness. :cheers2:

 

private pyle?!

 

It grosses me out but at the same time, i know you wouldnt hurt a fly.

 

Some

 

I just added them to my necklace. All the other nail clippings are from Shroomie....you can tell because they are thick and yellow due to the fungal infection.

 

stop hitting on my woman!

 

plan being the key word in my statement. Give me a couple months here

 

Add glasses, a bushy goatee and puffy she-nipples and this would look a lot like me. Oh, and lose the towel.

 

the health mart? how do you know about that little mom and pop shop?

 

Much like the rest of him, er, her... uh whatev.

 

Hmmm...gratuitous movie reference


I make love to you long time...me so horny....the bird is the word

 

Can i hit on you instead?

 

I love ikeda's.

 

i creep out the ladies