as many of you know i cant get wet

It's called KY Jelly.

Check it out.

 

KY jelly?!! What does she look like, an ametuer!? Astroglides the way of the future.

 

lubricants turn me off, they are all cold and sticky...yuck

 

Lub isn't sticky if you get the rright kind, and you should rub it in your hands before you put it apply, unless someone likes the cold.

 

all of them are gross and sticky and the flavored ones just burn...bad, bad invention. If I am not wet enough i am obviously not turned on enough and I am not going to endure extreme pain or put artificial substances on me...it just means they are not doing their job and have to work alittle bit harder.

 

Your guy must have a hard time with you, I recomend shopping around more. An informed consumer is yadi yah... * i should really go to bed*

 

the guy is so out

 

Astroglide? no, no, no, ever heard of Wet, that's the way of the future, damn thta stuff is slick! How did this post end up to be about lube anyway?

 

lube is a way of life.

 

If I can make my butt-hole naturally wet, you can make your honey-hole, as well.

 

hey interval.

 

Actually, someone's natural body odor is a big factor in whether you are attracted to them. Someone you are genetically compatible with, yet not closely related enough to produce incestuous problems, will have a body odor that you find attractive.

I personally think that is one factor that leads to the high divorce rates in this country. Americans bathe more and use more artificial body scents than just about any other place in the world. Especially when we are dating or trying to attract a mate. This seriously affects our ability to find someone we are naturally compatible with, as scent is the main sense we use to determine natural compatibility.

Soulinafishbowl, that man is probably someone you are naturally attracted to, and the meds probably just lowered your inhibitions. Maybe you should try and hook up, I would.

So kids, the lesson of the day is don't bathe so damn much. The human body produces a distinctive odor for a reason and you only think it's a bad smell because you've been trained that way.

 

i got so bad one time that we had to stop and clean some up in the middle of sex. it was pretty funny. embarassing, but not too bad. more funny than anything.

 

monkey messiah, if i don't bathe every day i can't stand myself.

 

Only because you've been trained by american society to think that the natural odors of human beings is unpleasant. Although the truth is, according to scientific studies, the body odor most people, even in BO friendly societies, find least appealing is their own.

Not that I'm advocating that people should let themselves be dirty, you gotta get that junk off your skin or you'll start smelling like rotting garbage. But the rotten garbage smell generally takes a few weeks to develop.

 

I've always wondered what makes my asshole wet? Does it have secretion glands as well? Or am I just unusual?

 

i read somewhere that they do.

jesus, i get stinky head. even my husband says so, and he loves everything about me. except the smell of my head after going one day without a shower.

 

Is it unusual that my rectum is the size of a vagina?

 

not for you.

 

It did to me......