Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

They are not. The make potatoes are called "studs". That's probably where you think you heard that.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

 

because they didnt pay me the money they owed




what is the meaning of life?

 

Because it rhymes with "buds" and smoking pot goes well with french fries.


Who the hell thought "deep fried butter" was a good idea?

 

The french. Thats the answer to both of the last 2 questions.

Can we start giving one answer to two questions all the time now? Can we?

 

Sounds legit, especially if I can answer a question from a couple posts ago instead of the actual current question.
(Apparently I'm dumb... lol)



Is lube worth the mess when masturbating?

 

As long as you are gonna make a mess anyway you should use it twice.

Have you known anyone with a strange name?

 

No one remembers your name when you're strange.



Do you play Drawception?

 

Drawing is no game.

If you were to reccomend one beer what would it be?

 

That's not fair... I can't give a stupid answer to that... I just can't.
Plus, how can I name just one?!? That's just ludicrous, man!
Bah... fine... I'll go with Yard's Thomas Jefferson's Tavern Ale.
That shit is TIGHT!

(Or, stupid answer: PBR)



Who is the Batman... without The Joker?

 

Michael keaton is my best guess.

Whats the best part of the movie half baked?

(Been living off of bourbon county stouts lately but i hate drinking them because i want to age them.)

 

The part where they get stoned.


Why did Wash have to day, man?!?


(That's right! I gotta find those and try it out!)

 

Sorry but that was not a normal question.

Who is now the best late night talk show host?

 

Jimmy Falon

What does Peguinfan have against The Flyers?

 

It's an East/West showdown... on ice!


Why was my question about Wash dying not a normal question?

 

Edit: I clearly don't know what page we're on.

It was, it's just that nobody understood the complexity!

How big is the moon?

 

Now that I've lost about 40 lbs, it's not that big anymore.

What's the best treatment for a sore muscle?

 

White wine sauce and crusty bread.


Why are some angles obtuse?

 

Because they're pretentious.


Why won't people do anything about humans causing the 6th mass extinction event?

 

Misery loves company.

What is the worst part of your job?

 

Having to be present.

Why is bottled water better than tap water?