Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Because its hard to take the tap to the park.

What do you do when you want to know who sings a song?

 

I grab the closest person, throttle them violently and scream in their face, "WHO SINGS THIS FUCKING SONG?!?"


If God knows everything and he knew the LGBT community was going to use the rainbow as their flag colors, doesn't that mean he supports all types of sexuality?

 

Sure. He even says in the bible that they should be stoned. I mean if god actually says he wants you to be high then he must be on their side.

How much do you panick if a bug gets under your clothes and you dont know what kind it is?

 

(Actually, the Bible never explicitly says to stone gay men, but it does say to stone drunk kids who curse their parents.)
(Anyway...)


Not much... it's when they get under your skin that's the freaky part!


What should be the next new latte flavor at Dunkin Donuts?

 

(correct it says put them to death...most common way at the time and place was stoning so most common thing to happen to them would be to get stoned)

founders breakfast oatmeal stout.


what toothpaste flavor would you invent if you could make one with that flavor that works as good as any on the market?

 

Tuna, of course.

Why on earth would God create fleas?

 

because the circus is fun for ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages

what 's up?

 

direction is all subjective to where you are in the universe

what are you gonna do today?

 

Rock it out like no other... or maybe play video games.


Was the movie, The Hapening, scarier when you remember it than when you were actually watching it?

 

you assume to much

did you know you can use the cork of an E and J brandy bottle to seal a beer bottle?

 

No if you're resealing bottles, you're doing it wrong.

Is the harsh truth always best?

 

Yes... so, no.


Will the all-female or all-male Ghostbusters reboot be better?

 

better than a root canal?...probably not



why do boats have drain plugs?

 

They hope you will sink your boat and have to buy another one.

What day is garbage day where you are?

 

its that day where we put the garbage out



why is there nothing good on tv right now?

 

Because most people sleep at this time.

Why are the best tasting foods bad for you.

 

Because taste buds are evil fuckers.

How do tyres wear out?

 

Little bit at a time.

Why do you or dont you smoke?

 

I smoke, because... what else would I do when I walk the dog?


Why bother cutting the grass?

 

It's better than cutting the cheese.

Why do our own farts not smell as bad to ourselves?