Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

I had a few bad farts but I am not a woman who thinks her farts smell like roses.

what is your social security number?

 

It's a number in the format 000-00-0000, that is uniquely associated with me, that is used to track my Social Security benefits, and used for other identification purposes.

Why is it more humid outside in the summer than in the winter?

 

Mother nature knows we hate it like that and she is an evil bitch.

What is the farthest you drove on a day trip?

 

I don't drive even short distances when I'm tripping.

Why do some clocks make ticking sounds?

 

Because some are digital

Why does he have to be the super-forman?

 

Because Ultra Forman was taken.


Who wrote the book of love?

 

You must've wrote the book of love.

Do you have faith in God above, if the bible tells you so?
(Probably should go in "ask a silly question")

 

You're right. That probably should go in the "Ask a Silly Question" thread. You broke the rules. And since you broke the rules, I get to also.

The book of love was written by the guy who killed the guy who wrote the book of hate. Love conquers all.

What is wrong with me?

 

Everything that's right with me.


Will the movie based on the old Rampage arcade game, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, be any good?

 

wait...that wasn't san andreas?

what do you think about wicker?

 

Licker is quicker.

Does time heal all wounds?

 

Yes. In time you will die, and with you, every single one of your wounds. Never underestimate the healing power of death.

What did cave men/women use for toilet paper?

 

Charmin... c'mon, they're not Neandert... oh wait.


Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

Fuck no. That would mean its cold out and my house dont like the cold.

How man gigs do you got?

 

None... I never formed that garage band I dreamed of.


Wanna form a garage band?

 

If you can find some garages that are musically inclined, sure!

How did marijuana ever come to be called pot?

 

Plant Of THC


When did liquor stores start closing at 9 instead of 10?

 

The day after they stopped closing at ten.

Where does candle wax come from?

 

Your ears

How does one make ice cream?

 

The same way two make ice cream, just half as fast.

Why do we eat three times a day?

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By the way, I'm done using candles.