Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

So stores can sell more food.

Why is water clear?

 

Because seven times would be ridiculous.


What if our universe is to a super-verse what galaxies are to our universe?

 

well that would suck because we'd have to add super-verse beauty pageants





why do you seem skip posts so often?

 

I am good at skipping

What kind of dances do you dance?

 

The silence of the lambs dance.

What is the best song about horses?

 

(I keep replying without realizing there's another page! blarg!)


Shut Up Woman! Get On My Horse!


Will Vermont legalize weed this year or next year?

 

Because of the perceived slowing of time while smoking pot, it could be next century.

Will workplace productivity decrease with an increase in pot smoking, as more places legalize pot?

 

Perhaps, but as long as it has no impact on the production of chips and cheetos and stuff like that, who cares?

What is the difference between flipping someone off and shaking your fist at them?

 

One finger doing an interpretive dance for Viagra.


Why would anyone think that rebooting the Teletubbies was a good idea?

 

Because it is a good idea.

Why is it called midsummer when it's actually the start of summer?

 

Its when you wear midriff shirts.

Have you seen your name on a coke bottle?

 

Yes, my parents named me Coke.

How much should one save for retirement?

 

More than they make.



What's your favorite sports story?

 

The story of all the cubs world series championships over the past 100 years.

Whats the best shakespeare play?

 

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub.

Why do pigeons have such a strange mating dance?

 

Little known fact.... pigeons LOVE crack!


Why aren't you listening to Major Lazer?

 

Because I've heard so much of him (her? (them?? (it???!))) and I'd rather listen to the unknown..

What is the best present the past can give a person?

 

Memories for the "spank bank".


How likely is it that someone will enjoy losing their virginity?

 

50% or 100% of all men.

Were the astronaught wivrs really that catty?

 

Yes, but only because it's a dog eat dog world.


What if Oreo cookies were square shaped?