Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

The world is round???

Is yellow Jello a thing?

 

Oh, it's a thing all right.


Why did Crocs get so damn popular?

 

Because the hipster movement destroyed everyone's fashion sense.


Do we observe nature in a raw sense or is it a reconstruction?

 

Its all raw till we cook it.


Can you tell us a random song lyric right now?

 

But fuck that little mouse
Cause I'm an Albatraoz


How many holes DOES it take to fill Albert Hall?

 

Only Paul knows for sure, and Paul's dead; he blew his mind out in a car. Apparently, he didn't notice that the lights had changed.

Exactly what is a stool-pigeon?

 

A piece of crap in the shape of a city dwelling bird.

Are you tired?

 

screw that

what are you doing?

 

Screwing that.

Fan is short for fanatic so can you be a casual fan?

 

Yes, but only by people who are fanatically casual.


Can you feel the Bern?

 

No i dont have a passport so i cant go to germany.

Can you feel the perth?

 

Nope.


Can you see the light,
Can you hear the sound,
Can you feel this ol' world turning around?

 

No
Yes
No

What is the best hot sauce?

 

Charo


What's a good character name for a superhero in the upcoming City of Titans?

 

The keansburg titan

Whats your favorite holiday?

 

The ones with candy.


How totally sweet are dreads?

 

When dipped in fun dip they are extremely sweet.


Why did brad wait so long to change pitchers

 

He liked the jugs he had.

Why can't some people shut the fuck up?

 

Too many answers to that to name just one.ummm stupidity is the 7th reason.


What's the best charity

 

Giving to the people around you by gagging someone that can't shut the fuck up.

What's the best age to retire?