Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

1 year old would be optimal if you can swing it.

Why don't I ever use a question mark

 

Because there is a shortage, and you are conscientious, aren't you? Did you know that most people don't give a shit? How can people be so unthinking??

What is the best way to get something out of your eye???

 

Gun shot to the back side of the temple.

What is the best fight

 

The fight for my life after taking your advice on how to get something out of my eye.

How does a mirror work??

 

They don't they just sit around and look pretty. At least all the ones I looked at do.

What's the next Bill due?

 

I would say the one you owe for that question mark you just used.

Why do people use the word "frickin'" instead of "fuckin'" (I'm out of question marks).

 

Because their "U" button stopped working.


What's the best way to clear snow out of your driveway?

 

Force your neighbor to do it at gunpoint. And if he says, "Frick you," just say, "Don't frick with me mother-fricker cuz I'll frick ya up, with or without this frickin' gun."

Is violence ever really the answer to any problem?

 

Yes - when someone tries to stick their hand in my bag of doritos, it is.


How much moderate exercise should I perform each week?

 

Enough to not only stick your hand in a bag of Doritos... but, also to lift it to your mouth, chew, and swallow.
(Unless you're a gamer, then you also need to remember to stand up and walk around so you don't die from a blood clot.)


Do you want to get together and make a social site that takes over the #1 spot from Facebook?

 

Yes in worst questions asked.

Is it raining were you are?

 

It is not raining were I are, but it used to did.

What causes rain?

 

Manmade satellites


What does eating healthy mean?

 

I'm too much of a gentleman to say what that means, but whoever Healthy is, she sure has a unique name.

What makes wind blow?

 

She needs the money.

What do you do that is animal like.

 

I eat hay.

Should you wash your hands before every meal?

 

That's too much effort, just get them amputated. Professionally of course.

Where is the best place to go on a free weekend?

 

Over to Healthy and Wind's place.


What's the difference between a day job and a night job?

 

Healthy handles day jobs, while Wind handles night jobs. Other than that, there's no difference.

Is it safe to eat eggs raw?

 

Only with raw condiments


Is technology mostly beneficial?