Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

On most days, there is a thirty-two percent chance that technology is sixty-nine percent beneficial. So, yeah . . .

What is the best way to get rid of a boil?

 

Take the pot off the stove.


What if I never took an arrow to the knee?

 

Then you will have missed out on a life-changing experience.

Why are church benches called pews?
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PS: Took the weed off the stove, but still got the boil.

 

Because they smell bad.

Why do people say pew pew pew when imitating a laser gun firing?

 

Because they're trying to be fucking cute.


Why people gotta be cute?

 

To attract a mate.

Y du peeple intenshunally mizpell werds?

 

#kewlswag #lawl


Are we better off with the internet?

 

Yes. Otherwise, we'd be sitting here typing answers and questions to imaginary people and getting concerned looks from the people who love us. I hate when that happens.

What is the difference between medicinal marijuana and wreckreational marijuana?

 

In non legal states nothing. In legal medical states about 25% in taxes. In legal states also nothing.

Who will win the world series

 

The team that has the most points at the end of the game.

Why is the legal blood alcohol level for driving set at its current level, as opposed to higher or lower levels?

 

Thumb.

Why do good musicians get no publicity and some bad ones get way too much?

 

Teenage hormones (probably not a silly answer)

Why are puns so funny?

 

Because they activate our pons.


Why did we not develop vision to see as good at night as during the day?

 

Because God, in his infinite wisdom, made it that way so that the things that go bump in the night would not be robbed of a life fulfilled.

Is crying a productive activity?

 

If you can sell your tears it is.

Why are aex organs censored but chopping heads and shooting babies is not?

 

Because Puritans.


Why can't smart devices use unbreakable glass?

 

They are the eggheads of the tech world and eggs are not unbreakable.

Why did you pick your screen name?

 

In honor of Larry Storch, the most brilliant actor of our time.

In view of the fact that there were twelve disciples, twelve hours on a clock, twelve eggs in a dozen, twelve days of Christmas, and twelve months in a year, what's up with the number twelve?

 

13 is bad luck so they just stop before they get to it.

Why do people say 13 is bad luck?

 

Because animals are incapable of saying it.

Why are cats harder to live with than dogs?