Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

You speak nonsense.

Where is goku?

 

Over 9000 miles away.


What kind of drugs do you think Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem were (are) on?

 

I just have to comment on this... your mention of Storch made me look him up.
Turns out he was in The Ghostbusters tv show that I had no idea existed.
And now understand why there was the cartoon "The Real Ghostbusters"!

Thank you

 

I, too, must comment on this. I had no idea that Larry (that's right, he and I are on a first name basis) was in The Ghostbusters TV show, or that he did voice-overs for cartoon characters like Mr. Woopee on Tennessee Tuxedo, even though I watched that cartoon all the time when I was really young. All I knew was that he played Corporal Agarn on F-Troop.

As a side note, his popularity really spiked since I registered here under the name of Storch. Coincidence? I don't think so. Just the other day I overheard some one asking another person how old Larry Storch is. The person said, "Well, according to his profile at Hip Forums, he's 58 and a half, but how do you know his first name is Larry?"

 

In a world where Hip is known by many, Storch is Larry!

ok... I'm done now.

 

heart pills

whats better than a cold beer after hockey and just before sex?

 

During, instead of after.


Why are so many people so willing to wear tinfoil hats?

 

Slaves to fashion.

How much water does a basil plant need?

 

Enough to keep it satisfied.

Will a trampoline cure constipation?

 

If you fall off the right way.

Independence day the movie advertised under the name ID4. Will the sequel be ID42?

 

Give me 10,000 years to figure it out.


Why are leather jackets so damn cool?

 

Because the Fonz wore them.


What is your favorite art piece?

 

The frame.


Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

 

Everyone autotuned that double rainbow guy.

How did life start on earth.

 

Slowly.


Which actor is the best Joker?

 

I hear George Clooney is.

what is the best Floyd album?

 

The Uncle Floyd Show Album


Who should play the scarecrow in the NBC live version of The Wiz?

 

I did not know that there was a musical instrument called a scarecrow. At any rate, someone proficient at playing one should be the one to play it.

Why are paper towels called towels when they're actually the size of a washcloth?

 

Because they don't have enough ink to print "washcloth".


What if Miley came in like a bouncy ball?

 

She would still be swinging around on that video set.

What if weezer didnt like pork and beans?