Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Neither. It's an immigration thing.

Why is boxing not very popular anymore?
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Greed for one? I would have thought it would be greed for two . . . or seven . . . or seven hundred.

 

If I have to choose between only those two choices, I'll say it's a rubber. One that is not popular because of its death grip.

What is pumpkin pie made of?

 

Because making boxes involves the destruction of trees.

Why did ancient Greeks wrestle naked?

 

jacko lanterns

Does not being a virgin make you unpalatable to volcanos

 

Cherries and dough.

Is life but a dream?

 

I don't know. I'll jump into one and find out.

Why do birds fly into my window?

 

To get a birds eye view of what you are doing.

Why do birds sing the same thing over and over again?

Oops, I thought I was in the "Ask a silly question.." thread.

How do birds navigate long distances?

Edit again: nevermind

 

Tradition.

Why won't my cat actually eat what it kills?

 

It's waiting for you to cook it.

Why does my dog have to search for the right spot before peeing?

 

Because the wrong spot is . . . just wrong.

Why does my refrigerator sometimes make a loud buzzing noise?

 

teeth chattering

where do you get a refrigerator that makes things, other than ice

 

The refridgerator exhibit


What is your favorite time of day?

 

night time

Who likes it on the rocks

 

People with bigger butts than me.

Is a .22 caliber rifle enough to stop an unruly human . . . or wife?

 

Various mosses.

How do you trap a bear?

 

No, but a straight jacket is.

What's the best way to relax?

 

Using someone other than a loved one for bait.

Will it hurt me to eat a worm in my apple?

 

bowel movement

what is the best way to excite

 

Having your wife in a straight-jacket.

Are friends necessary to a happy life?

 

How would you get in there

Does it hurt getting it out