Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

No because L comes before M in the alphabet.

What happens to our souls when we die?

 

our loved ones throw them away or donate them to goodwill if they are still in good shape.

do they have goodwill stores in Australia?

 

Are you kidding, Australia is THE land of good will.

Why do people yawn when other people yawn?

 

it is returning an insult...like if I said fuck you, you would return by saying fuck you too.

who was your last phone call from?

 

The Easter bunny. Wanted to know what my favourite chocolate is.

Why did phones switch from dials to push button?

 

makes it easier for the government to track

why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?

 

They were originally only supposed to clean one tooth at a time but ain't nobody got time for that.

Why does America write the date with the month first?

 

so they know what month it is by looking at a numerical date.

why do emperor penguins travel back and forth to the ocean instead of just living near the ocean?

 

So that when they visit the ocean it feels like a holiday (vacation)

What idiot thought of daylight savings?

 

good question, lets kill em.

why does toys-r-us not sell sex toys?

 

They do, you just have to use your imagination.

Who is Murphy when people say "Murphys law"?

 

murphy brown, they stopped saying it after she had her kid though

why is it called a bank holiday and not a postal holiday?

 

Don't they work for the same people?

do I need a electric fly swatter?

 

No you need an electric fly swatter.

Have you ever seen a blue fly?

 

I saw it briefly before I swallowed it.

Is it right for a Jehovah witness to refuse blood for their baby, resulting in the baby's death?

 

they show up to my door and we welcome them in. Would you like to smoke some weed? We have some acid and mushrooms if you wish.... They will be out out...lol

what book taught you to cross the road?

 

The book of moms wooden spoon taught me not to cross the road.

Do you like when good products come out with crazy unusual flavors?

 

Oh yeah I love to buy things that I will inevitably hate.

Why can the temperature be so different only several kilometres away?

 

When someone gives you a raisin cookie do you take the raisins out ?

 

When the person before me dosnt answer a que.....I mean when they dont put them in the cookie.

Why did cookies on the computer get that name?