Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Only to those who believe they lack . . . so, no.

Is the truth a lie?

 

Only if you tell someone that you are truthfully lying.

Whats the difference between a monkey wrench and a pipe wrench?

 

The pipe wrench is used to tighten pipes; the monkey wrench is used to cut grass.

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

 

Shoe size.

What was an allen-wrench originally used for?

 

Allen screws.

When will the robots take over?

 

When they learn to love.

Why is a blowjob called a blowjob? As far as I'm aware, it's the opposite of blowing.

 

Because that's one job you can't blow.

Why do we need less sleep as we get older?

 

Because you spend way less time masturbating, therefore you're not as tired.

Why are elevator rides so awkward?

 

It's hard to break the ice while staring at the back of someone's head.

How do you stop a childish spammer?

 

take all the spam off the shelves.

when will the new chapter of life is strange be out?

 

A day after vacation is over.


How much money will Star Wars 7 make on opening weekend?

 

Enough to buy popcorn and drinks for the family at theaters showing Star Wars 7.

What's the best way to apply sunscreen?

 

Getting someone hot to do it for you.


Why are so many of my answers not quite so exceptionally stupid?

 

You are using reverse psychology.

Why do dogs like to have their bellies rubbed?

 

the fleas on them are genies in a bottle and when you rub them the genie fleas pop out of the bottle and grant the dog a wish. unfortunately the dogs only wish at that time is for the flea to stop biting it for a moment.

I got a letter and poster from the drummer of local h, should I frame the letter?

 

Why? What has the letter ever done to you?


When will my kid learn to use the potty?

 

When you stop changing his/her diapers and bedding, and start rubbing his/her nose in the soiled clothes.

Why do old people get cranky?

 

Because nurses stop changing their diapers and just rub their noses in their soiled clothes.


Should I have pursued becoming an acid guru?

 

Nobody needs a guru to know that Shit will burn a whole through your skin.

When am I too old to join the military

 

When you see cadets doing push-ups and your first thought is "Get off the lawn!"


Why not Zoidberg?