Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Eating rotting food.

Whats the biggest cause of rotting food.

 

Leaving it in your mouth way too long?

What is probably the worst name for a baby?

 

Moon unit. It is not that it is a bad name it is just that everyone knows thats a boys name.


If you had to name a kid after a thing what would you pick?

 

Probably Ben, after The Thing in Fantastic Four... since "killer alien" (John Carpenter) doesn't have a great ring to it.


Should they make a Wonder Twins movie?

 

They made ant man. I guess that means the gate is open.

Who put the bang in the bang she lang she lang?

 

The same person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

Why is some corn called Indian corn?

 

Because it worships Vishnu.


Are humans actually Martians that came to Earth eons ago?

 

Yes, just as Martians are actually humans who went to Mars eons ago.

Why are kettles always black?

 

They want to be basketball players.

Who sings the last song you heard on the radio?

 

I don't know... I haven't heard the last song on the radio yet.


Why aren't batteries easier to recycle?

 

They are wrapped in that metal jacket.

Why do cement blocks have 2 holes in them?

 

Because there's no such thing as trisexual cement blocks.

Do dogs ever laugh?

 

my moms used to all the time, it was usually following a brown mess on the floor and she always stopped laughing when she saw how pissed off I was.

my tv wont work, what should I do?

 

Find out if your neighbor's tv works. Find out when they are usually not home. Then let nature take its course.

How can you tell if the light in the night sky is a UFO or not?

 

Fill up a bunch of helium balloons tie them to a chair and let nature take its course.

How do you decide if you should eat out or home?

 

Check if there's an apocalypse outside.

How did dodos become extinct?

 

They became the staple food item at all prehistoric fast-food restaurants.

Will anything bad happen if you don't get eight hours of sleep every night?

 

Not if you stay at least 10 feet away from me.


How awesome are donuts?

 

Can I give a rating between, 1 and depends on the type?


How much would you pay for your favorite car that you can't afford?

 

Not enough.


How much would you pay for your favorite car that you CAN afford?