Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Have to go a long way, non in UK I'm aware of.

Do you ever tell a member of the public off? What could make you? (If the answer was no)

 

Yes and I have a favorite saying that I use for just such an occasion=Me-do you like apples?

Recipient=yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?

Me=it has to do with FUCK YOU! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?


WOULD YOU EVER RUN FOR OFFICE?

 

not Obama but if Reagan asked me to run I would have done it for him.

Who discovered space.

 

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Marvin Martian did.



Do you need a ? at the end of a sentence in order for said question to be received as a question. (?)

 

Yes, I very often use them? It's a good indicator

Why if you talk English, do you pronounce and spell some words different to the English dictionary?

 

I ain't need no dictionary tellin me how to spell, I do what I want!


Why is pizza the best when it's from the North Eastern US, especially NY/NJ?

 

I cant give a stupid answer to this. I am from nj and my friend owns a pizza shop. This is serious business in my circle.
Its the water.

Why dont people us CBs as much anymore?

 

Don't know , good buddy--and that's a big 10-4.



What's the best movie you've seen this year?

 

The one that made me feel good after watching it.

How do my feet know where to go

 

Because you're drivin' 'em.

What color is the #1 ball in pool?

 

It's a solid color

Who dun it?

 

Y'know... that one guy.


Shouldn't the big "bang" be called the big "silent expansion because there's no sound in space"?



On a side note, I had to reply to this:

I'm from NJ also... and you're right, you can't just give a stupid answer.
It IS serious bizness! (And it IS the water. )

 

Ask the tree.


What is the correct way to peel a banana?

 

With your fingers.

What was your first tattoo of.

 

Ink

What is the correct way to look at the sun?

 

Face upwards.

How do you kill a zombie.

 

Grenade in the mouth.


How do you kill a grenade?

 

Pull the pin while it is in a zombies mouth.

Why do some parents give all their kids the same name?

 

Scousers do it, they all start with R...
Rmary, Rjohn etc etc...

Why do you have to book to see a doctor, shouldn't you be able to go when your sick?

 

If you just go in sick then the doc will get sick. He needs time to prepare for what he thinks you have.

Is the a reason the doctor is not a she?