Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

A bit more than a regular amount.


How did Chris Christie even get elected?

 

Democrats fucked up big time with mcgreedy being gay and giving jobs to prostitutes that are unqualified to do jobs that are involved in public safety. So basicly all the undecided voted republican after that.

How did nanci pelosi ever get elected?

 

People in the third world wanted to piss you off?

Do people give their pets enough time?

 

I gave my last cat 19 years...what more can she want?

What do you think of the agt winner

 

The who? The what? Yeah cool???

One song..says it all, which one?

 

Pon De Floor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE)


Is a barrel of monkeys actually any fun at all?

 

As long as you dont have to worry about your car.

Who is the best reciever.

 

The giver

On average, how long does it take an apple to grow?

 

However long it is on the tree before it falls.

How do plants without seeds grow new plants

 

Sheer will power.


Should wet t-shirt contests be part of the Olympics?

 

yes it should be part of the spring olympics

why is ink more than the printer?

 

The printer thinks he is better than everyone, so he needed to th ink again!

Do post cards go on holidays and get lost?

 

No, they're just stupid as shit and get lost.


Could I make tequila in New England?

 

No Blue Agave is not indigenous to New England

Since Film Director Francis Coppola was born in Detroit, was it only natural that his parents assigned his middle name Ford after Henry Ford?



Hotwater

 

No they expected him to not have a car and the ford stood for 'driver returns on foot. Backwards'

Was it one person who decided there should be 3 meals a day?

 

I believe it was Adoni-Bezek who started the 3 meal a day tradition.

Adoni-Bezek was a Canaanite king who cut the large toes and thumbs off of captured kings.

After being captured, Adoni-Bezek was given the same treatment as he had given his captives. According to some, not much was known of him after his mutilation. However newly discovered papyrus scrolls indicate that after escaping captivity, Adoni-Bezek gathered around him an army. One day they marched toward Jerusalem and stopped to camp before a planned attack the two days from that day. One of Adoni-Bezek's generals asked Adoni-Bezek how much food the soldiers should be allowed. Adoni-Bezek, holding up his first three fingers and a missing thumb, said, "give the soldiers 4...I mean 3 meals each day". They actually decided to not fight, but the 3 meal a day tradition caught on and is still in use today in many places.

How dark is a black hole?

 

If it wasn't bright you would never know it's there against the backdrop of black space.

Why do some songs sound good but others that are very similar do not?

 

It all depends on how drunk you are.


When, in the course of human activity, we are challenged with a plight of indeterminable outcome... how does one proceed?

 

Plug all ends, and carry a towel!

How do you fluff up a non fluffy cushion?

 

First you buy a gun...next you go looking for water fowl....

Why didn't you become what you wanted to be when you were a kid?