Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

From the crumbs that get stuck in the keyboard.

Why is the sky black when it's full of stars?

 

Black holes suck all the light around them.


How do birds get the momentum to fly?

 

dinosaurs..

would you ride a comet to earth just to crash it?

 

If I could ride 2 of them like sparrow rides turtles.

What is the last thing to burn your nose?

 

A bug flew up there and lit a match.

Is tough love ever helpful?

 

No it scrapes your skin, why do you think dildos dont have leather jackets...


Have you seen the last man on earth?

 

yea I'm it.

do you have a clock visible when taking a shower?

 

When I take a shower with big fucking ben.

What is the most common cause for steam?

 

Hot water


If you had a month free and could afford it, would you hit every continent or spend your time at specific places and why?

 

Giddy up, giddy up and get away......rockin' all over the world.

Why do caterpillers turn into butterflies?

 

they are hipsters that like totes don't care man.

are we seeing a worldwide case of chicken little right now?

 

No, chickens are fed way too many hormones to remain little.

What's the best reason to vaccinate your kids?

 

To keep them from getting cooties.

Why do I have to eat?

Oops, wrong thread. Good question:

What's the most nutritious vegetable?

 

To keep your food blog updated.

Why is red the most popular lipstick colour?

 

So we can be seen in the dark

Why are there clouds in the sky?

 

because they don't like people's feet


Why take a Rolls Royce when you can get a cheap Toyota

 

Because a car is better than a toy otter (sorry for the bad joke)

Why do people drink alcohol?

 

To get the refund for the cans and bottles.

What sense does that make?

 

Toy Yoda would have been funnier.

Anyway...
It made how much cents it was supposed too make.

Are there too many question threads or not enough?

 

There's never a stupid question.


What is the boiling point for obsidian?