Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

It is the point in which obsidian turns into a gas.

How did the first people to find metal know that it was different from regular rocks?

 

They noticed the Bottom String was downtuned to D


Do you think quantum computers will be a reality in the next half century for commercial use?

 

If it exists then there will be a commercial for it.

Should i keep my nuts in an empty can of chock full of nuts?

 

No, you should keep them in an oil can. In the garage. Under that bag of stuff you don't want Lois to know about.


Why am I out of beer?

 

The brewery underestimated your drinking skills.

Does a fan do more than blow already hot air onto you?

 

(That's not a stupid answer... lol)


Yeah man, fuckin pollen too!

What if the universe is part of a multi-verse(?)/superverse(?), like galaxies are part of this universe?

 

Then rabbits would be on top of the food chain.

What would you miss the most if there was no more plastic or rubber?

 

Poisonous bonfires.

Why do we exist?

 

To ask stupid questions.

What is better than sex?

 

[Any answer other than "sex"]

For the love of all that's holy, why do I keep posting in this thread?!?!?

 

It provides insight into the depths of your soul.

Why is most plastic white.

 

Because it glows well under a black light.


Why didn't more people vote for Jax on American Idol?

 

Whats that?

Why do they always have the wrong first aid kit from the one you need?

 

so you dont catch AIDS...



if you puke uke: in your mouth, was it something that you read.... ?

 

Does that mean illitarates can drink all day and not puke...

Is it ironic that illiterate is a hard word to spell?

 

I like exceptionally like spelling exceptional..


do you think people need to play games more to crush the uke: threads?

 

If everyone just went to their "view new content" threads then they could keep all that stuff down.

What kind of health insurance do you have.

 

I stopped smoking crack.


Why shouldn't I become a micro-micro-brewery?

 

Because you are a person and all those kegs would wreck havoc on your chest cavity.

When they build new houses do they even consider that a tv antenna might go on the roof?

 

I remember under ground tv cable back in the 1970s.. damn Im old..


do you think star wars should make a beer.. like Imperail Trooper Stout..