Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

That's because when lightening struck the clock tower all their armpit hair turned blue.

Why can moths not find their way back out from between window panes?

 

They aren't wearing their aluminum foil hats, like they should be.

What's the best wood to use to build a log cabin?

 

Lincoln Logs.

Why didn't you answer my question?

 

Exceptionally stupid answer:
My evil twin told me not to.

Serious answer: oops, I didn't see it.

Why are there 60 seconds on a minute?

 

Because minute rice would take too long if it were 360 seconds.


Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

 

Because everyone loves the gays.


Why can't people have anything nice, anymore. They always say that.

 

Because people don't use correct punctuation.


What's the hottest weather you have experienced?

 

Sun so hot, I froze to death.


How much sleep should a person get per night?

 

Enough to drive straight.

Is a stupid answer not subjective.

 

I'd say so but so are all answers, for instance 2 × 2 = jello



Why do certain songs you feel embarassed in a sense that you enjoy them?

 

I'll just let this video give the answer... along with a solution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhAz7JU0dg


Do you ever get deja vu?

 

Yes often times when I'm on the toilet.


Are you more of an early bird or night owl?

 

Neither. I'm an ostrich.

Why not make Altoids just "ordinarily strong"?

 

Because we already have tic-tacs.


Why hasn't Elon Musk made an Iron Man suit yet?

 

He is too cheap to buy iron when there is plenty of aluminum around.

How long into the work day should you eat lunch?

 

You should try and take the whole work day eating lunch.

Why on earth does the average human produce two litres of saliva a day?

 

Because three liters would be way too much!

When can I buy a hoverboard?

 

The original manufactuers didnt take into account clearing cat's height when they do that tail flick in the air thing, so after that.


What extreme activity such as base jumping, wingsuit gliding, etc. Would you be too afraid to do?

 

Republican primary debate moderator.


Does anybody really know what time it is?

 

It is 25 or 6 to 4.

What is love anyway?