Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

The prequel to babies.


What is the average lifespan of a human?

 

A human only has one lifespan. So it would be one whole number not any average.

Is it true that you can never complete a goal because there is an infinite number of "half way there's"?

 

Yes... at least for The Jets. :rimshot:


Is this burning an eternal flame?

 

Only if you ate too much cayenne pepper.

How do birds fly?

 

They dont said the penguin to the ostrich.

How much of a middle finger can you give on network tv before they pixelate it?

 

Just the tip.

What causes baldness?

 

Lack of hair.

Who is the best athlete?

 

Black Jesus.


Was that a horrible thing to say?

 

Yeah you should have just said "Jesus"

Is there a good use for glitter that is worth the fact that the shit will be everywhere for a few months.

 

Bronie party halls.


Shouldn't we have a longer, more inclusive, alphabet?

 

No but more existing letters should be vowels.



What would be a reaction of someone from the 12th century to the internet?

 

They would watch porn.


How long until pot is federally legalized in the USA?

 

Hopefully when the next reeferendum gets passed. :sifone:



Would the world be different if the whole Earth experienced the same weather?

 

Yes, there would be no vacation traffic to worry about!


Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

 

Yes, if they're asleep.

Why is it called peanut butter when there's no butter in it?

 

Because "peanut schmutz" didn't test well with focus groups.


Will they ever make a third 4 Elements game?

 

Yes, if they don't change their minds after deciding to make it.

What would happen to your septic tank if you flush an antiseptic down your toilet?

 

The frogs would climb out of it and pee on your spider ferns.

What is the worst word to use in scrabble?

 

Supercolourfragilisticexpealidocious <---- wow my phone doesn't even recognise that as a spelling error.

People make wagers on when a baby will be born, the gender and the weight...why is it unacceptable to make a wager on when someone will die? Basically, why is birth celebrated but death is stigmatized???

 

Because people would be tempted to encourage death according to their bet.


What's the best way to avoid be stings?