Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Enter a spelling bee.

Whats the difference between a hop a skip and a jump?

 

a vowel


Who snores the loudest of all the creatures in the world?

 

The sleeping one.

Why did red solo cups become the most popular disposeable dinnerware?

 

They were the only alternative to styrofoam, which doesn't hold up to beer pong very well.


How soon will we have definitive proof of extra-terrestrial life?

 

Clearly you have not seen pauly shore.

Why does han brag about a 12 parsec kessel run when a parsec is a distance and the distance would be the same for everyone?

 

Because he's so awesome, he did an 18 parsec run in 12 parsecs by skirting between black holes.
(Ok, so that's actually a real answer instead of a stupid one... but I started out saying "15 parsec run in 12 parsecs". Turns out it was an 18 parsec run!)


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop (no biting/crunching allowed)?

 

I can't count that high


How does one go from A to C without going through B?

 

Accounting

^^^I just pressed a then c but not b

Why do i keep losing internet service aka g's on my phone?

 

Because they're two loc'ed out.


Why does Dorothy think she should be able to fly because birds can?

 

Because she did. She just didnt know it was because the tornado.

If you had to choose between funyans cheese puffs pretzels or chips which do you get?

 

Jalapeno poppers.


Did the snozzberries really taste like snozzberries?

 

They tasted like a wall.

Would you want to lick that shit after a hundred other kids had thier grimey tongues all over it?

 

No... I'd use a ladder.


Were aliens involved in cutting the immense stone blocks at Puma Punku?

 

probably

Will the aliens return or are they among us?

 

Some are among us, some will return, some were just passing through... but most just watch Earth like a reality tv show.


How much fun are the Republican primary debates going to be to watch?

 

like watching Pinocchio if his nose stopped growing. the fun part will be watching the daily show afterwards.

is it just me or did moonglow used to be from the south?

 

Moonglow is south of anywhere north of where she is right now.

With all the video surveillance in stores, does anyone shoplift anymore?

 

Not much, but that's less about surveillance and more about how heavy stores are and how out of shape people are overall.


Should there be a new Firefly/Serenity movie?

 

I used to catch fireflies and it was not serene. and I definitely wouldn't want to see a movie about someone catching fireflies.

have you had bourbon county stout?

 

No, but I damn well should!!
(Or, exceptionally stupid answer: No and I don't wanna)


Is beer better with larger or smaller carbonation bubbles?