Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Neither. Medium-sized bubbles is where it's at.

Why is it that jeans are referred to as a "pair" of jeans? It's one piece!!

 

I know! Seriously!


And what about underwear... why are they a pair?!?

 

They are for people with pear shaped bodies.


Is jurrasic world a good movie?

 

No, it's a terrible park.


Did you know about the marijuana based bills (H.R. 1940, H.R. 1013, and H.R. 1014) that have been introduced this year?

 

Why are they naming bills after Home Runs?

Whats the best local h song?

 

Waiting to be written.


Why doesn't anyone ask who in the world the contractors are who build super secret government installations?

 

They know they would have to be killed if someone told them the answer.

Why is the lion considered the king of the jungle?

 

Because those people never had to face a liger.

Do you thing other primates get sensitive about the size of their genitals?

 

Because of laws that prevent children under 18 to be where sexually explicit material is sold. They would have to make it an 18 and over strore, and then they would sell alot less actual toys, which has always been the company's main line of business.

Why doesn't cedar rot out like other types of wood?

 

The smell keeps the wood eating bugs away.

Who is the first person you call when you need to call someone?

 

Ghostbusters.


Who is the first person you call when you're drunk?

 

Some stranger - accidentally.

Why does more humid air make you feel hotter?

 

Because it doesn't care about you. That's why they call it oppressive.

Why aren't tennis shoes called basketball shoes?

 

Because white men can't jump.


How many beers will I end up drinking tonight?
(I haven't started yet)

 

The same number that i will drink when i get off work.

Why is food cooked in a wok healthy?

 

Because woks are bestowed with supernatural powers by the gods of cuisine.


Why do strawberries have to have so many damn seeds on them?

 

Because stawberry shortcake is on very seedy character.

How come hello kitty is more popular than strawberry shortcake?

 

Because stawberry shortcake is on very seedy character.

How come i get double posts.

 

Because your awesomeness is too much for one.


Was Punky Brewster a long lost relative of Rainbow Bright?

 

no but charlie sheen is


why are potatoes called "spuds" ?