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  1. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Can I fuck my belly-button with my own penis?

    Yes. Although it is painful.
     
  2. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Are you kidding? Hell yes. And he'll come back for seconds via your mother.
     
  3. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Jealousy.

    And bigoted flaming.

    Mostly jealousy, though.
     
  4. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    What the fuck? I know you're curious about me.

    Ask something, you worthless queers.
     
  5. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    ahahahahha. i dont think it's him anymore. *l*
     
  6. KarmaComa

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    Ha. I like it.
     
  7. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Ask a question!
     
  8. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    tencent! Yeay! :D
     
  9. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Yay, I'm back.

    Ask a goddamned question, you freak.
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Where did you hide the body?
     
  11. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Under the floorboards. DEAR JESUS I CAN HEAR HIS HEART! CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT?! SWEET LORD IT'S SO LOUD!
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    who is better,
    captain kirk or captain caveman?
     
  13. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Picard. Mainly for standing with Worf when he was challenging the Klingon court's ruling of his father's honor.
     
  14. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    ahh yes,
    picard was his cha' DIch
     
  15. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    who's gonna have your babies?:p
     
  16. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Natalie Portman, as soon as she grows her hair back.
     
  17. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    why?,
    that just eliminates the need for her to push it aside while shes going down on you
     
  18. HippyFreek2004

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    true....but then...without long hair, what will he pull when he's riding her ass?
     
  19. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    See? This is exactly what I was going to say, but she read my mind.

    Ah skeet skeet skeet!
     
  20. HippyFreek2004

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    great minds...
     
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