Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

depends on that persons occupation.

why are charlie horses so bad but thomas horses arent?

 

Its because of the sea horses, they run the show

Does a microwave go ding, or ping?

 

yes they do if they are working properly.

if the bottom of my sneaker falls off and i cant find it does the rest of the sneaker become a lost soul?

 

No, you lost the lost soul, it came off.

When it fell off, did you feel sad, and say... Ahhh soul, ?

 

no my only thought was OUCH this blacktop hurts with a broken sneaker.

why would people name an std after a delicious two clawed crustacean.

 

Because other wise, how else do you tell someone they have a lobster sticking out their ear?

Is it better to bite your tongue, or someone elses?

 

depends on who else i would be biting

shouldnt insurance be called gambling?

 

No, r.i.p off


What is the meaning of life?

 

to reach the end of the internet

what is the purpose for people?

 

To not be done befor your done, to be done way befor your done, so when your done, your all done.

When are you done?

 

at 200 degrees Fahrenheit

will you stick a fork in me then?

 

No I use the meat thermometer.

Would you prefer to be rare, medium rare, medium, medium well or well done? That's lots of choices, lucky you!

 

you mean you cook your meat first?.....that's weird



don't you know the benefits of a raw meat diet?

 

yeah, I do.....not counting the salmonilla or worms I may contract

How do you like your worms cooked?

 

Crispy so they crunch long after because they are stuck in my teeth.

If a fan could spin on the floor how many mph would it go?

 

fans don't go in mph they oscillate in speeds of crazy. A fan on the floor would be off the radar craziness.

If a fan on the floor was off the radar crazy, could it be medicated?

 

The only medication it would swallow would be wd-40.

Did swallows get their name for being small and easy to swallow?

 

Of course! You just have to watch out for pecking on the way down

If you swallowed a swallow would you poop it out whole?

 

I dont know but i do know it would be a whole poop.

Machines that take coins here use a magnet to keep people from using foreign coins or slugs. What is to stop countries with magnetic money from using slugs or other magnetic currency?

 

A little snail with glasses and a walking stick at the coin slot will poke you in the eye.

Would you use snail bait in the garden if snails wore glasses and used walking sticks but were assholes?