Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

As long as they didnt bother me i would ignore them....but that means i ignore them when using my lawnmower too.

What would be more dangerous than drunk texting and driving?

 

Drunk texting and driving whilst trying to maintain perfect spelling and grammar.

How hard would it be to convert a row boat to a speed boat?

 

Depends on the size of your motor.

Since shia labouff was just in a movie is he still not famous?

 

Shia who???

What is the largest of all things?

 

The universe



Or is it?

 

Nope, that asshole is a huge asshole...ask him.

Whats an ass hole. If not an ass hole?

 

Uhm, which question did you answer exactly?

 

Or is it, no, an ass hole is bigger than the universe....lol its a silly answer...

 

An arsehole.

What's an answer?

 

Anything can be an answer, even a question, right?

 

The one above me...well not above me because im looking above me and only see a white ceiling but above this post on the screen.

What is the best deal with the devil?

 

The one with the rescission clause.

What is the Devils native language?

 

The one his mother taught him.

What was luke told about his grandfather?

 

His medical history, so that Luke could tell his doctor.

In most cities it is illegal to urinate in public. Does this mean that a person could be arrested for an episode of incontinence?

 

The embarresment of peing your pants is punishment enough according to police....as long as you dont sit on any public indoor chairs or benches.

What if i have no lime...can i put the lemon in the coconut?

 

If you can get the lemon in the coconut without breaking the coconut open it's fine.

What would the world be like if the stock market stopped trading in shares and traded in feelings?

 

I would invest heavily in misery.

Why cant there be a pill that makes you suddenly sober after drinking?

 

cause pills are still focused on substance issues. get a clear mind and you won't need either.

ever been on a rollarcoaster alone?

 

No way riding with the devil is bad enough.

So when is a door not a door?

 

When its jim morrison

Why cant i touch that bottle?