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If she sells sea shells on a sea shell shore, she sells the sea shells for 1 and 4..

Where is the shore?

 

A couple miles east.

Whats that noise?

 

My percolator making my morning joe.

How many cups will you drink today?

 

Cups aren't liquid, I might eat a handful of cups.

What are hiccups made of?

 

Hippos lazy cousin

Why are actors so mean in movies but so nice when they talk on tv?

 

We would almost assume they're playing a role at least one of those times.

What would you like better if you'd be an actor: indulge in all the attention on the red carpet during promotional tours or doing the actual work?

 

Oh the actual work no question.

If you were famous how would you go incognito?

 

Mr doubtfire

if you were president for a day would you wear a bathing suit?

 

Only in my private jet

What is a total eclipse of the heart?

 

A special moment only the person can understand.

who the fuck said the moon was made of cheese?

 

A hungry astronomer

Why dosnt glue harden before you open the bottle?

 

light the pipe, swing the bat, pop the pill, swig the liquid, door open, shut it you stuck. royally fucked.

do you buy toilet paper ahead of time?

 

Only if my crystal ball predicts diarrhea

What's the main difference between a novice and an expert?

 

success

why do some video games have difficulty levels and others dont?

 

Because they differ in difficulty.

Should the average videogame be more difficult?

 

No, ninjas need to finish him.

Why is there only one female smurf in the village?

 

Because that one nympho smurf girl fulfills the village's needs.

How many smurf girls would fulfill your needs?

 

Doesn't matter, I would always have blue balls.

When did Gargamel lost his sex appeal (if he did)?

 

How can he loose something that he never had?

How does a Smurf deal with his blue ball issue?

 

By pushing them through a hole in the back of his pants:



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