Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because they have their balls above their ass.

Why do smokers think throwing butts on the ground isnt littering?

 

Because it's cotton and decays by itself. Also, it was burning so they feel they can't throw it in a bin right away.

What do you think about John Lennons pyjamas?

 

They will eventually fade and wear out and be thrown away.

What is the point of wearing things to bed?

 

What else ya gonna take off?

Life,s a gas,,, huh! how so?

 

Well, we burn it in our cars, and we pass it from our bodies.

What makes royal families royal?

 

stupid citizens

do you know how to make a god pie?

 

Yeah chop up god, put him in a crust filled pan, cover it with a crust and bake him at 350 for 2 hours in a preheated oven.

Do you know how to make a chocolate into the shape of a kiss?

 

Press it really hard into your lips.

Are wombats dangerous?

 

Only if you are something that wombats eat.

I read that 20 holly berries can kill a child. Who is going around feeding kids holly berries to see what one lands the fatal blow?

 

People that can count to twenty.

Would a walking frame with larger wheels go faster?

 

No a walking frame with larger legs would.

Is shivering really the best mother nature/god could do to keep mammals warm?

 

No, that's why wool etc. was created

Do penguins shiver?

 

only when they are faced against a sea lion

are we all going to die from ebola?

 

No, just from the fear of it

Are you scared when you get diarrhea nowadays?

 

i would be if i got it any time recently

wait why should i worry about it?

 

It's one of the signs of ebola!!

What if I told you the remedy is to smear it all over yourself?

 

I would spread the remedy to everyone else.

Do miniature horses have any useful work purposes?

 

Pulling a miniature plow

What is the number of cats that seperates a cat lover and a crazy cat lady?

 

Not since the Munchkins invented the car.

Have you noticed that the hamburger tastes a lot like miniature horse lately?

 

Never tasted rabbit before so i wouldnt know.

I will stick with my last q.