Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because love is the bread of life.

When is a cigar just a cigar?

 

when is a cigar not a cigar?

how far would a desk roll if you pushed it down a hill?

 

Whats a desk

why do people say the wind BLOWS when it can be quite nice sometimes

 

Because it's better than SUCKING.

What's at the end of a rainbow?

 

General confusion and merriment.

Did people see in black and white before colour TV?

 

Yes, they had tinted glasses.

Why do they call people with ginger hair 'red heads'?

 

Because they're usually communists.

Why do people say "de-lighted" when they mean "lighted"?

 

I de-not know.

Why is there always a hole in my bucket?

 

Because you're a loon dear Liza.

Why won't they let us just float gently down the steam?

 

cos the water is flowing upstream

Why did you get a thumb down for that ?

 

Because people have nothing better to do than troll random internet strangers as a way of revenge for a comment made that hurt thier feelings.

Why did the princess kiss the frog?

 

She was horny ! and it was a horny toad

why is window not called a viewhole ?

 

because a viewhole sounds too deep.

Why is the wolf expected to know the time?

 

in all my years i never once expected a wolf to know the time.

is there a difference between pleading innocent and pleading guilty with an excuse?

 

about five years

why do people call sausages Banger's ? same with old cars

 

Originally,sausages were made using pig skin as wrapping;if they weren't pierced prior to cooking....BANG!
As for old cars...well,ALL my old cars got WELL cooked!!


What the HELL am I doing in here?

 

trying to be reasonable !

what time does the bar open?

 

Ding...open.

Why do people wear false eye lashes?

 

when they have "lying eyes"

Should I go the pub this afternoon ?

 

Of course! It's Thursday!

Why to stones sink?