Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by BeachBall, Mar 2, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    They don't ! They just swim to the bottom ( thanks for the advice regarding pub or not )

    Will I need My coat ?
     
  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Perfecto!

    Why do women wear lip stick?
     
  3. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    so when you kiss them you cant let go

    Did I enjoy those couple of pints at the pub ( oh and the queen was there ! not a joke or anything, the real fuking queen of England was In Blackburn today )
    she never asked about me though !
     
  4. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Typical! Did ya get a picture? Lol

    How would you greet the queen?
     
  5. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    Hi your madge how they hangin !

    would I get beheaded for that ?
     
  6. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Nahh, punch in the gut. Or egged, lol

    Would you share ya pint with a cat?
     
  7. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    was you spying on me, mate

    where can I hide ?
     
  8. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Up syairs in mcdonalds lol

    Whats the best burger?
     
  9. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    Squirrel ! its low in cholesterol

    who was the toughest cowboy John Wayne or Clint Eastwood ?
     
  10. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

    Messages:
    2,569
    Likes Received:
    773
    Neither-it was Jessie 'Ooh-just LOOK at my leather chaps,chaps! James.

    How come car keys only go missing when you need them?
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,799
    Because you only notice they are gone when you need them.

    Is it more surprising that a boat made of tons of metal floats or that a jet made of tons of metal flies?
     
  12. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Yeah, size of the water wings must be massive!

    Who pulled all the blossom of me tree?
     
  13. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    the radical blossom hate mongers

    will the pub be packed today ?
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,799
    i hope not if i do end up going but i expect so.

    do you know what ojeda is? if you google it, its not a pitcher for the mets and i dont know if i spelled it correctly anyway.
     
  15. katkin

    katkin Member

    Messages:
    594
    Likes Received:
    141
    It is something and nothing.

    Why do people have a sense of humour?
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,799
    our brains are too big for our own good and that is just one of the side affects.

    what makes one song good but another that has sounds that arent all that different is bad?
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

    Messages:
    2,569
    Likes Received:
    773
    Royalties. [ker-ching!]

    oysters are alive when eaten,lobster alive when boiled...are my cornflakes dead yet?
     
  18. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,799
    processed foods died a long long....long time a....(long)....go.

    yogurt has living organisms in it but isnt that just because you dont cook it?
     
  19. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,234
    its like Beer but not as tasty

    where do Beer bubbles come from ? I saw the film but don't believe the explanation
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,799
    you know how when you fart underwater there is a bubble...well yeast is no different.

    what makes different fireworks look different if they are all gunpowder?
     
  21. katkin

    katkin Member

    Messages:
    594
    Likes Received:
    141
    Fairy dust.

    What would the world be like without saucers?
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice