Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Cos you wouldnt have gone!

Did you make someones day?

 

I make someones day every day (usually I give people a Laugh )



why has my phone stopped ringing ?

 

Mines broke..

If you choke a smurf, what colour will he go?

 

Oh Oh Oh I know this ! Bollox I was thinking of an Umpa lumpa ? I will have a guess though
He will co GGGuuuurggle

Should I go to bed early or dick about on here for a bit ?

 

Dick about! Get in the bands and singers thread!

Do you want fries with that?

 

No I'm Stuffed

send me a link or lend me a sink ?

 

You can have my sink if you come get it.

Why bitches be crazy?

 

You say bitches like its a bad thing...

What colours make a better rainbow?

 

Only 3 colors make a rainbow of any status.

Is don sterling worthy of all his news coverage?

 

If not seen any news coverage of him ... and I guess most people are worthy of nothing, at the very least.


Why do birds sing?

 

Cos "just like me they want to be close to you"


Is that the cheesiest thing you ever heard ? :2thumbsup:

 

Well, it cheered you up, so it was worth it..

Do you want fries with that?

 

Told you once

How many men went to mow

 

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and his dog, spot, a bottle of pop and a sausage roll....none guess..

Who sang, blind mans buff? Was he really in the buff?

 

No,he was in the Old Bull And Bush,making eyes at you!

Are you going to eat ALL that by yourself?

 

No just the stuff on top of thr plate.

Who took the cookir from the cookie jar?

 

You caught me...drat!

Ever seen a mouse run up a clock?

 

There is a mouse on my grandfather clock.

Have you ever seen it? And if so what were you doing in my house?

 

No, never....so it wasnt me. Plus, im too small to follow that mouse..

I broke a mirror...oops, do you think they noticed?

 

Depends on who they are.

Ever mistake a pants tent for the real thing or vice versa?