Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I am allowed but i dont know the rules of yet.

Did you know craig ferguson is quitting his show?

 

Ermmm, ok ta.

Does this morning seem the best?

 

Well it does morning better than any other time of the day does.

Where would you get two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun?

 

The crusty crab , Bikini bottom

Going out in a bit should I have the steak or fish and chips ?

 

I think the crusty crab would be better than steak or fish and chips.

How do you know it's time for lunch?

 

because it feeds off of me....(lol)

Who is in charge of your own life?

 

The man in the moon!

Slugs or snails, which is the fastest?

 

snails

what direction now?

 

Allways on the up! Lol

Is your left better than your right?

 

Follow your feet.

What's the next move?

 

letting my head tell me where my feet must go

How many more times?

 

My right. It's right next to my left.

Is being between a rock and a soft place bad?

 

As high as you can count.

Why won't I remember what I need to do when I get home from work?

 

The midges will have scrambled your noggin box!

Blue or brown..what are they?

 

Because you choose not to remember.

Where is what is in front of you going?

 

Becks is gonna have ya! Haha...means she will leave me alone, lol

 

Wrong! Bex 'n' me have got a plan.....MWAHAHAHAAAAA!


Do you fancy playing 'The Baddie' in a film?

 

Only if the Baddie is good.

Why do I crave ice cream?

 

Because the eskimos that live next door, are sending you brain wifi messages, but its too wsrm to go out, so if you go for some, they will know, and pop their heads out and ask you to get some for them too...clever them eskimos you know!

Do you like fish?

 

They're ok-but I wouldn't tell them any secrets....


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