Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Overthrow the government....or did you mean just one? Then i would make him run my errands.

Whats the longest you would you stay in prison for a million pounds?

 

As long as it took to bribe the guard..

What would you do?

 

Depends on the circumstances.

How long can you stand on your head?

 

till my brains rush to my feet

who are you ?

 

A complicated man filled with mystery and good looks thought highly of in most monarchies.

Why would time stand still?

 

cos the batteries have run out in me clock

what should I be worrying about ?

 

Lack of batteries.

Why do people bite their nails?

 

Coz nobody's going to bite them FOR you...like,YUK,dude! [in modern parlance]


Do you mind if I just squeeze past you....

 

just dont squeeze the past me.

should i visit the doc for a checkup before july when my deductable starts over? (i am now at the point where all needed charges are covered.)

 

No-make him earn his money and come to YOU!


Is this question silly enough-or would you prefer the Extra-Silly?

 

I like all levels of silliness

Is plastic an animal plant or mineral?

 

I had a plastic tigers tooth once and that was a "bit of an animal" so the answer is YES

What was the question ?

 

Can you ask something silly?

What holds gelatin together

 

Elf magic.

Why isn't everything free?

 

Because time is money and everything takes time.

Why would anyone still wear a fanny pack?

 

Well I suppose you colonials need a receptacle in which to carry your fannies....


Shall I leave it there or should I go into detail?

 

Go into fanny Rehab

Have you ever swam with a scampi ?

 

I've swam while scampi was swimming in my stomach.

Why does too also mean also?

 

Because as well means as well as well


Why do you need to know ?

 

Because it was almost too late to get to the bottom of it before I go to the gym to get to play two games in two hours to get to the tournament.

Why can't I make sense?