Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Don't worry. When you break it all down, you can't make sense out of anything.

Why worry?

 

There is danger in them there woods.

Are these the droids you are looking for?

 

Nope, I use Droid BeGone.

Do the droids have rhoids?

 

I dont know alls they say is beep boop beep bop.

Is a jester just a comedian from the middle ages?

 

A jester is answering your silly question.

Is scratching your bum in public a breech of etiquette?

 

Well it's better than letting your hemorrhoids become a 'breech-block'!!!


is this one better than that one?

 

No they are all the same ! except for this one which is better than that one


what happens to leprechauns when you take their pot of gold away
( do they become ginger gnomes ?)

 

no they come at you with a tiny sword and take your breath away while your sleeping.

what animals have you put on a record player?

 

I do not now nor have I ever promoted the sport of hamster record player spinning....

Why do cows have two stomachs.

 

one for beans one for eggs


whats a cow anyway ?

 

Well if YOU had four tits,wouldn't YOU like something to rest 'em on?


Scientists so sure nothing is faster than light-but if something overtook light,then they wouldn't be able to see it-right?

 

scientists were wrong in this instance ! a man from Wigan eating a pie is faster


whats wrong with saying you only had one drink ?

 

The empty bucket you're swinging at the nice policeman MAY be part of the problem...


Shall we get the bus or are you ok to drive?....

 

naah always drive better when I have had a couple


your place or mine ?

 

Is it? Ok-you have it...I don't like a house that hasn't got wheels.....

When did you get THAT done?

 

the summer of 2009 during the stanley cup playoffs..actually it was late spring but it felt like summer.

if someone from a company asked you to advertise for them on tv. what company would you most want that to be that asked you?

 

Viagra. I'd give a live demonstration.

Where did D.B. Cooper spend his money?

 

He made the mistake of asking Mallyboppa if he fancied 'Going down the pub'.


WTF happened to the post I WAS going to put in here?

 

It's over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X
Was it a cedar or oak post?

 

It was an oakay post not great though.

Is it improper to exhibit jazz hands at the dinner table?