Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I'm sorry I have to pass, I'm laughing to hard. Oakay post ROTFLMAO

 

Answered the wrong question.....so.....yes but only if your in a jazz band.

Lost out there in the cyber desert never to br seen by human eyes again.

How can i remember the difference between dessert and desert?

 

In the desert you want dessert. In too much dessert you find a desert of guilt. Desertion of dessert in the desert is exemplary wisdom deserving of dessert in the desert.

Why is it good to cross all of your Ts and dot all of your Is?

 

If you dont your t's will look like I's and your i's will look like l's

Couldnt they even try to make a lower case L look different from an uppercase i?

 

They do on a Chinese keypad but , Its all wong


How many shopping days until Easter Friday )

 

two hundred and lately pie

if i dont pay any taxes does that mean i can avoid being born and dying?

 

If you can avoid being born and dying, you don't have to pay taxes.

What practical purpose does a necktie serve?

 

holds your head on

What are Nettles good for ?

 

putting on top of your cake.

where have all the abjo's gone?

 

Back to abjo city.

What is an abjo?

 

It's the singular form of abjos.

What is a large shoe size indicative of?

 

Genetics.

What do you do with a silver disk

 

cd

how many people does it take to build a bridge

 

Depends on the contractor.

Whats the last message you got?

 

Depends on whom from we are speaking

how many holes in one piece of swiss cheese

 

6?

 

1 big one.

Wouldnt the person i am speaking to be you the person that answers this question?

 

Nope. Once you've asked the question, you aren't speaking any more.

Which is worse, brain freeze or horseradish brain burn?

 

Brain freeze. Its funny but its still worse.

Why did they stop at 3 when they did the 3 jump event in the olympics?

 

If there were 4 jumps they would have had to change the name of the event.

Why did ancient Greeks participate in the Olympics nude?