Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

They just wrestled so going nude gave you less to hold onto..

What grocery store has the best meat?

 

Ron Jeremy's Hometown Market. Or at least that's what my wife says.

Why should you not chew with your mouth open?

 

The flies like meat too.

Do you have trouble understanding people who talk with their mouth full?

 

Mmf glble drtu plons.

Gulp.

Which way is up in outer space?

 

Whatever way you are looking. Aka your feet are down.

There are lots of sounds that humans make that you can spell. Like uhhhhh or mmmmmmmm but how would you spell the sound of a person whistling?

 

T-h-e-s-o-u-n-d-o-f-a-p-e-r-s-o-n-w-h-i-s-t-l-i-n-g.

Has anyone every figured out how many pickled peppers Peter picked?

 

A peck of pickled peppers.

How much hair did fuzzy have?

 

Just enough to weave a magic carpet and fly a way naked (hence, "Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair").

Where does Spiderman feel his spidey sense tingling?

 

He keeps a spider in his inside pocket.

How come batman and james bond always get the exact gadgets they are going to need to do the mission they are on...even thougj most of the time they need them when the plans go to all hell and are in situations they never could have predicted.

 

Their most important gadget was the "situation predictor device".

Why did batman and robin wear tights?

 

Can't rep. That was an awesome question!

 

They look like they do to stand out in the comic book but when they got tv shows they couldnt wear jeans because they would look like any other random person.

Who knows more about medicine, a doctor or a pharmasist?

 

Doctor. The friends that they prescribe the meds to share them with the doctor. They know first hand about them.

Who knows?

(I screwed up earlier...Robin didn't wear tights)

 

Only the shadow.

What did robin wear?

 

Leg warmers

Why cant people all walk the same way through town (to avoid bumping into each other ) ?

 

they can they just want to bump into you.

why do people say 1 plus 1 is 3 when they know it is not?

 

They don't know the answer really so they say "1 plus 1 is 3" just to appear clever when really they are as thick as shite but don't want to appear so ! in other words instead of just saying " I dunno " when you ask they just say "three"
If you asked me what 1 plus 1 equaled I would just say " don't ask me ask one of those clever fuckers that think its three "that way you would get more answer for your question ,even though it would be the wrong answer it would be worth more numerically


was that a silly enough answer to satisfy you ?

 

the first paragraph was pretty typical, the second was just the silly i expected for a thread dedicated to the art of being silly.

who wins in a fight, the sarlacc pit or the shaitan (shai-hulud)

 

Same result as the fight between a daddy long legs and a hairy caterpillar


Why when you drop a piece of glass people say it "smashes" but if you walk on it then it becomes "broken glass" and not "smashed glass"

 

people say it breaks when it falls. but the way it breaks can change what people say. there are lots of descriptions for glass that is in pieces of its former self.

in mallys answer to my last question which monster is represented by the spider and which by the caterpillar?