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Who says they are representative of either? It's just the RESULT that's the same, not the rest of the metaphor!


Why are the hills of Southern England called "downs", when it is perfectly obvious to everyone that they are in fact ups???

 

They dont say that. I never heard it and i have talked to quite a few southern englanders.

Wil we will we rock you?

 

Only if you use rocks from the North Downs, the South Downs or Dunstable Down.


Does Brighton rock?

 

Only at the south bank.

Whats the best song about masturbation?

 

We will Wank you By Queen


whats a masturbation ?

 

It's what an Apprentice Bation aspires to be; but he has to spend some time as a Journeyman Bation first, obviously.


How's your father?

 

Lost in the katrina storm.

Hows your mother?

 

Don't know ! I never call round , I am a bad son


which way you going Billy ?

 

In the direction of The Poppy Family.

Where's the Poppy Family?

Lol. I'm fluent in British English slang.

 

growing somewhere around the Afghanistan neighborhood

why pay bills wouldnt you rather just keep your money?

 

Nah - what use is money if you don't use it to pay for things?


Why do the Americans keep amending their constitution?

 

nothings perfect.

why is the good stuff usually more money?

 

It's not really. They just charge more for something so you think it's the good stuff.

Do you wear white after Labor Day?

 

isnt every day after labor day....except labor day because thats on labor day. so to answer the question yes i wear white on days that arent labor day.

does my plant have the worst security ever? even if you dont have your badge you can just say you are a guest and sign your name (any name you choose) and walk right in.

 

No-the worst security ever was at the 2010 Security Measures Convention-someone stole the hall.

Why do you chaps insist on calling jam 'jelly'?

 

stupid people might call jam jelly and call jelly jam but normal people dont insist on such nonsense.

why do you chaps clump all people into the small groups that you speak to online?

 

Because they're not chapesses, that's why


What colour eggs do peacocks lay?

 

They are invisible, peahens lay the eggs with color.

Did Blackbeard dye his beard?

 

Only his hair dresser knows for sure.

Are dogs really color blind?

 

Well,if you saw my pooch in his green leather collar & red leash,you'd think so!


What makes you think this planet isn't actually upside-down?