Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because my food stays on my plate when I hold it properly.

Why do clothes colors have to match?

 

Us blokes just chuck everything in on 'hot wash',which doesn't give a shit if the colours run.
So-make sure everything's a shade of blue....viola!


Why don't these peppermints taste of pepper?

 

Same reason watermelon doesn't taste like water.

Where does dust come from?

 

bunnies from what i hear.

what is the defining thing to tell a man from a woman?

 

"I just LOVE the sexy way you open your wallet!"



Why furry dice?

 

Because hard dice would twat you in the face and knock you out

is it dangerous to get knocked out while driving ?

 

YES! there's a 'three-points-and-a-fine' caveat somewhere in the govt's 'ways to bring money in' files.

How come Lofty's feet only touch the ground when he's standing up?

 

Because when he/she sits, they retract.

Why is puggybear so intelligent?

 

Its a well known fact that people are two inches shorter lying down so he it only "Lofty" on his feet his name is titch O'hara the rest of the time

Is concrete called Mud before it goes hard or is it still concrete ?

 

Ballbags
Sorry guys, I am going to shoot myself ..........

Why am I such a lousy shot ?

 

Because you spend all your time sight-seeing rather than target-seeing.

Did you know Christmas is in December this year?

 

No! I believe that Christmas 2014 will come after New Year


What question do you think I should be asking?

 

Dont mistake intelligence with experience

Have you ever seen a vendor fill up a snack machine?

 

Why yes, I have.

Do love grammar?

 

And me Granddad but unfortunately they are no longer with us

am I being facetious ? and is that how you smell it ?

 

I've never smell facetious before but there's a first time for everything

the feeling of mud between your toes

 

it feels fine physically but mentally i cant help but scream inside my head that i need a shower but i cant go in the house because i will track mud though the kitchens.

how long would it take the polar ice caps to melt if man never walked the earth?

 

I don't even want to think about that and I can't answer anyway but I would suppose longer than with having us here, we are ruining it for everyone, aren't we?

Do you have a plan for long term survival for when things really start to go badly?

 

Of course I have. It's written on rice paper ... and if the worst comes to the worst, I shall eat it.

what would life be like without upper case letters?

 

well the shift key would then be unneeded and all those people working to produce shift keys would be out of business - so I suppose their world would not be so pretty

what would life be like if we all wrote chinese style from the bottom up and then from right to left, if I have my information correct?